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SNARK.

talia-bobalia:

“My shits are no laughing matter.”
“Neither are your jokes.”

“It’s like a slumber party except when you wake up it’s still a party!!!”

[regarding desperately having to poop] “I got up and had to clench my butt as I walked to the bathtub.”
“The BATHTUB??”
“Freudian slip!”
“More like if Craig got in the shower the next day and fell on your shit.”
“Then it’d be a Craigian slip!”

(Source: taliabobalia)