March 2012
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this blog sucks.: Selfish →
talia-bobalia:
adj. Devoted to or caring only for oneself; concerned primarily with one’s own interests, benefits, welfare, etc., regardless of others.
We all have those moments. You know, when you see something you really want, think of all of the things that would be negatively effected if you decided to get…
This is too awesome and well-written to not share.
February 2012
74 posts
Yup.
Guess my body has decided sleep is not happening tonight. I feel exhausted, but nope. Yup. Nope.
The air outside is starting to feel sticky again. Ugh. I love the sun and heat but fuck (heh buttfuck) humidity.
There’s a special lady in my life named @lexivelasquez (it’s on her birth certificate and everything) who gave me canvases earlier tonight so that I can start painting and...
Inside Clarissa Explains It All with Creator... →
pushinghoopswithsticks:
Splitsider featured a fascinating interview with Clarissa creator Mitchell Kriegman yesterday. It really shed light on how such a strong female lead, uninhibited by gender stereotypes, came to be as well as how the culture of Nickelodeon in the 90s led to the engaging shows we fondly remember today. Turns out we haven’t all just been imagining it, there was something...
My mother is drunk texting me for the second...
When did I become so boring?
Yesterday/last night sucked.
Today is beautiful. We’re getting ready to go to the park and fly kites. It’s insane how we all forget to take care of ourselves because we get so wrapped up in something, whether it be addiction, depression, trying to ignore either of the two or recovery. Granted, this moment won’t be the “magic” that cures every ail…but what good is fighting for your life if...
Professional Dumbass: Lying to your children is... →
pixiebellz:
I told Makayla to say bye to her tooth because she wouldn’t see it again, the tooth fairy is going to take it tonight. Makayla then asked, “Why does the tooth fairy want my tooth? What is she going to do with it?” Well, that’s a good fucking question. I don’t fucking know. First thing I thought…
I’ll have to file that under “shit I need to remember for future...
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I LOVE YOU, INTERNET
Tonight ruled. I got to meet and hug all of my favorites AND THEN SOME! My butt was grabbed a few times. Oh snap. Sucks we couldn’t stay later, but I’m still glad we got to go! ❤
"It's like he's trying to start his car but it...
Talia and I are having giggle fits right now and totes in the same bed together. SLUMBER PARTYYY!!
I can’t wait to see all your lovely faces at SNARK. TOMORROW. AW YEAHHHH.
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SNARK.
talia-bobalia:
“My shits are no laughing matter.”
“Neither are your jokes.”
“It’s like a slumber party except when you wake up it’s still a party!!!”
[regarding desperately having to poop] “I got up and had to clench my butt as I walked to the bathtub.”
“The BATHTUB??”
“Freudian slip!”
“More like if Craig got in the shower the next day and fell on your shit.”
“Then it’d be a Craigian...
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“This bathtub is perfect for peeing in butts!”
– Craig
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Snark!
I don’t have a long list of things you need to know about me, really.
I’m probably gonna hug you cuz I probably already love you and I laugh at the dumbest things, so if you wanna feel extra funny, just talk to me.
I’m at the airport right now and I CAN’T WAIT.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THE INTERNET
I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET THE INTERNET
Virginity Meme
We were bored and 16. Skipped English class to go to his house. It sucked and I was mad that I missed my favorite class for nothing. I never wanted to have sex again.
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I am coloring my hair
It might turn out to be red. It might turn out to be something like a dark brown/red hybrid. I don’t know. I bought it last night because I was like “I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING TO MY HAIR IN FOREVER LET’S CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW CUZ I’M BORED” because I guess two months counts as forever.
pitingoloser:
YOGCPO
You Only Get Chicken Pox Once
A Serious Face for a Serious Post
shebemolly:
Dear World,
Be nice.
Be nice.
Be nice.
Do not be mean.
Let people do what they want to do.
Accept them for who they are.
Do not be mean.
Be nice.
Be nice.
Be nice.
The end.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
P.S. You will be happy if you are nice. The people...
Im going to eat food, listen to blink-182 and be...
manoverwonderyears:
Well I guess this is growing up.
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wiz khalifa: *inhales weed*
wiz khalifa: i think i'll write 40 songs about this
Been at this hospital about 10 hours.
Tracey’s been in labor about 17. Fuck getting pregnant.
I’m kidding, but seriously.